1. 5 days ago  /  1,947 notes  /  Source: the-absolute-best-posts

  2. super-who-locked-in:

    angle-of-depression:

    nothingcorporate:

    opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

    everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

    But all you ever see are men’s

    Oh shit

    (via dalekshavethedoctorathogwarts)

    5 days ago  /  563,076 notes  /  Source: uncooler

  3. squided:

diamoncls:

yourwaifu:

thala55o:

mac and cheese

what?

mac and cheese

That’s an egg

    squided:

    diamoncls:

    yourwaifu:

    thala55o:

    mac and cheese

    what?

    mac and cheese

    That’s an egg

    (via dalekshavethedoctorathogwarts)

    1 week ago  /  117,237 notes

  4. terezidactyl:

    shubbabang:

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    I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore

    I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

    (via ineedcoffe)

    2 weeks ago  /  121,126 notes  /  Source: shubbabang

  5. barebackinq:

    burritobat:

    samshairisobviouslymagical:

    barebackinq:

    cumber-collectable:

    barebackinq:

    petal-winters:

    barebackinq:

    The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

    Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

    I’m a boy

    Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

    I’m gay

    jesus this post is one train wreck after another

    My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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    (via dalekshavethedoctorathogwarts)

    1 month ago  /  718,375 notes  /  Source: barebackinq

  6. bloomedesert:

OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE

    bloomedesert:

    OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE

    (via the-absolute-best-gifs)

    1 month ago  /  346,072 notes  /  Source: taylorwildfree

  7. polandballcomics:

Hang the capitalists Source: Source and comments

    polandballcomics:

    Hang the capitalists

    Source: Source and comments

    2 months ago  /  88 notes  /  Source: polandballcomics

  8. 2 months ago  /  1,101,060 notes  /  Source: transponsters

  9. myheadisloud:

    tall-girlproblems:

    myheadisloud:

    boy nipples are weird

    girl nipples are weird

    the word nipple is weird

    the phrase nip nops is weird

    That’s why you call them sensitive chest raisins.

    first of all, no

    (via dalekshavethedoctorathogwarts)

    2 months ago  /  138,699 notes  /  Source: myheadisloud

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    2 months ago  /  280,975 notes  /  Source: dealinghope

  11. kamikazeworld:

    fantasticsteve:

    ohyousourwolf:

    Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

    first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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    2 months ago  /  216,040 notes  /  Source: ohyousourwolf

  12. 2 months ago  /  849,236 notes  /  Source: the1dlifeforme

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    2 months ago  /  127,185 notes  /  Source: thestarlingscalling

  14. drugdoer:

    grassfire:

    Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.

    hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though

    (via dalekshavethedoctorathogwarts)

    2 months ago  /  55,463 notes  /  Source: grassfire

  15. frienclzone:

    choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

    (via dalekshavethedoctorathogwarts)

    2 months ago  /  425,860 notes  /  Source: frienclzone